chokerbate

The ability to only orgasm whilst choking oneself.

Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."

by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008

choover

A choover is one who is controlling, and nosy at all time.

A: " Bro , your gf is a choover"

B: " Ya, she just texted me again asking where I was."

by jpimpin254 January 9, 2010

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022

Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.

This is pure crookery man!

by Richard M. Nixon, The Crook July 17, 2022

Chocolate Choker

Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…

Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?

A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!

by The Rever August 16, 2008

gas-cooker

A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )

by JohnJacobus October 19, 2011

venezuelan choker hold

The act of taking a large constipated shit, right at the peak of passing the shit, the sphincter pauses mid shit, hence "choker"

Jason was taking his morning dump when suddenly he realised his sphincter was distracted by an unwanted Venezuelan Choker Hold!

by MayflyLane August 23, 2016