She's no chemistry major

Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.

This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.

Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.

by The Great Destroyer November 22, 2011

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

Chemistry Dance Party

- A party at Kohl's house, where he invites his two (2) friends and ten (10) other people.
-A party lacking the prescence of women; One step below a Star Trek geek dance party
-An anology created by Mr. Kohl to explain chemical equilibruim and the effects of changing different elements of the chemical system.

Theo: Hey, do you want to go to the Chemistry Dance Party at Kohl's house?
Sally: No thanks, besides...I'm a girl

Star Trek nerd 1: Hey, I heard there was a Chemistry Dance Party at Kohl's house. Do you want to crash it wearing full Starfleet uniforms?
Star Trek nerd 2: I'll pass...besides, at least we have females at our party.
Star Trek nerd 1: You mean female...we have one female...after all, someone needs to play the role of Uhura.

by JSck April 20, 2007

chemistry

The capability to create mass distruction from simple formulas and chemical compounds and the realization of how to create premitive bombs and dangerous acids as well as how to roll the perfect weed. ideal for evil minds and hell for those who do not have the mental compacity. used to deturr blonds and morons from going into a learning Environment.

Chemistry Investingation 6.9

HS04 is a chemical compound so strong it can rip flesh from the teachers face....Try it u'r self!

PREDICTION: i beleive that the teacher will moan in agony as her face burns off

MATERIALS: dumb teacher
HSO4
100mL beaker

CONCLUSION: in conclusion my teacher now looks like a troll from lord of the rings

by GURGITE January 20, 2006

Organic Chemistry

C'mon guys it's not that bad! Learning the chemical composition of organic molecules is interesting. I mean, who wouldn't want to draw the structural formula of a molecule given its IUPAC name?? Okay maybe i'm just a nerd but still...

Nobody:
Me: OMG YASS! Organic chemistry, my favorite class of the day!
Classmate: Ur weird bro

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 21, 2022

chemistry

compatibility of a couple, you say a couple has no chemistry if you know they won't get along and it just won't work

example 1:"why are they together? they don't even have any chemistry!"
example 2:"y'all should totally be dating. you have so much chemistry with him"

by 50%salineshitface October 5, 2020

Chemistry

The study of meaningless numbers and letters through complex equations, usually taught by a professor who owns or operates a methamphetamine lab on the side to help subsidize his/her meager income.

While I failed high school chemistry, my teacher was fired the following year for incompetence.

by nethcev! August 23, 2006