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Chandler

Loyal and funny but he can also be a sweet friend and a great listener. But when you to start dating it comes his bad side he will break up with you a few days later and start dating your best friend. And forget you exist. He's also a sweet and perfect guy on the outside but a player on the inside.
Woah you sound like a Chandler since you broke up with your girlfriend and now dating her best friend.
by Ryan_ReneGade April 7, 2017
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Chandler

The most gayest person you will ever meet that also plays fortnite
Omg did you see that chandler posted him getting a victory royal on fortnite on Instagram
by mr._got._no._talent March 3, 2019
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chandle

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.
If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.
by Sal V. Harney January 5, 2009
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Chandler

(n)
1. asdlfkjaslkdf (random)
2. very crazy and friendly
3. often gets in trouble
4. Likes funny stuff
5. MILFFFFFF
6. has best friend Sandy (milffffff)

(v)
1. to totally own at anything
2. to easily penetrate something
whoaaa dude the way you were acting was so Chandler. You better lay off the ganja man...

Dude I just chandlered your mom.
by owoieuraslkf December 6, 2006
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Chandler

He's never going to win a challenge held by Mrbeast he's only won one challenge so far which was whoever stays in a revolving door the longest wins $20,000.
Chandler actually won a challenge for once!
by AUselessHuman July 4, 2019
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Chankle

Chubby ankles, but not quite cankles.
My chankles won't fit in ski boots!

I am so ashamed of my chankles.

I sprained my chankle in the hot tub!

I have to order special socks to fit over my chankles.
by Chankle Queen December 1, 2011
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Chandlers Ford

A curious phenomenon of a place.

Located near Southampton and Eastleigh, it somehow manages to be the snobbiest little town full of hundreds of rich spoilt shitheads with no concept of the real world who soil themselves when they see a chav, or as they would put it, 'someone of the lower classes'.

Home to many a rich family of dickheads.

Widely avoided by many to avoid being given hostile stares by the rich inhabitants.

The residents never leave as they fear they may be attacked by a group of 'young ruffians' or 'crazy hoodlums'.
'Mate, you wanna go to asda in chandlers ford?'
'No fuckin way, i hate the little pricks who live there'

'I say old bean, fancy going to see a film in eastleigh?'
'Are you feeling alright my dear fellow? We might get mugged! I dont trust those suspicious lads and ladettes who roam the streets over there...'
by sfcFTW November 2, 2011
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