counterfart

When you hear someone near you fart and you blast out a much louder and more powerful fart in retaliation.

You walk in to wake your son up in the morning and hear him fart....you blast out the counterfart in return....son laughs "Ah Dad you won with that counterfart!"

by Vinny Liggio February 8, 2009

Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.

I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.

by DarcN8r December 29, 2009

counter culture

1. Any beliefs/values that are opposed to societal norms and morality

2. Anything as weird as anything in definition 1 or was definition one at some point, but has already been extremely mainstream i.e politically incorrect, most nerdy stuff, and homosexuality

2a. Anything that’s cool or relatively weird enough to make kids, teens, and millennials seem cool, mature, “hip”

3. Anything that causes controversy may or may not fit definition 1.

Average hormonal millennial: “Wow kid that rolling stone concert was so counter culture!”

Average hormonal teen: “I know right us youth gotta stick together as society rejects us”.

by DiscipleOfGod October 10, 2020

Counter-Striking

When a male forcefully fucks a woman, putting his penis inside of her (planting the bomb) and waiting for the explosion, whilst the women is trying to stop him (defuse the bomb).

Hey Jared do you want to do the Counter-Striking on that woman.

by Mecha Virgin January 17, 2021

clunter

a person who gets fingered/fingers a girl

“go clunt yourself”
“that girl is a clunter!”

by illy_arlene April 29, 2021

Counter-survivalism

An ideology based on the belief that humanity is actively working against itself as a species to the extent that it has a detrimental effects on our chances of survival. Therefore, it dictates, present human society is following a counter-survivalist ideology. The term was coined by M.H. in her study of invasive species and the relation between science and society during her years at SciencesPo.

- In my essay today, I argued that humanity is going to end.
- Oh, did you use counter-survivalism as an example?

The movie "Don't Look Up" symbolises the current tension between survivalist and non-survivalist political forces.

by JCommittee January 22, 2022

facebook counter stalking

The act of stalking another facebook stalker.

This facebook stalker is totally stalking me. I'm going to do a little facebook counter stalking. Give this freak a taste of his own medicine.

by pussyposse December 7, 2009