Pull A Caveman

Hitting someone over the head and dragging them to a location in which to be fucked unconsciously

Bro, Ima Pull A Caveman on that hot bitch in my biology class

by Krizpy January 26, 2012

Caveman Dick

A dick that's built like a caveman. Very muscular and bulky.

Hey bro I heard you finally got some of that caveman dick.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

caveman deodorant

When 1 rubs shit in their armpits caveman deodorant

Becky it smells like you using caveman deodorant

by Big Thad March 01, 2021

caveman brain

When someone manages to use less brainpower than physically capable.

Man 1: Hey, what's 27 + 3?
Man 2: 31
Man 1: Do you have a caveman brain?

by negrotoned_ January 12, 2021

caveman-style

term used to describe when you've gotten so frustrated at an inanimate object(usually at your computer) that you stop attempting to solve the problem in any kind of logical way, and instead just scream something along the lines of "UGH." or "GAH." and hit it

Computer: Windows XP is currently experiencing a fatal error and will now shutdown regardless of the fact that your term paper is due in three hours and you haven't saved. Sorry for the inconvenience. If you'd like to send an error report that we won't read and don't even remotely care about, you can call 1-800-YOU-LOSE and then shove said error report up your ass.

Sam: *caveman-style*

by Kohrtni-Lin October 29, 2005

Caveman Glue

Sperm; what bursts out of the urethra after materbation or sex.

Chase: I wonder how cavemen glued stuff together? Joe: They probably just beat off. Oh CAVEMAN GLUE!

by HomeXGnome June 26, 2009

going caveman

The act of not wiping your ass after you get done taking a shit.

"Shit there's no toilet paper. Looks like I'm going caveman."

by Chocolate Custard April 04, 2009