Cactuses

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.

Please go and stroke my cactuses for me

by Joniquai January 5, 2004

catus interruptus

When you are in the throes of pleasure and the cat comes in the room, hops on the bed, and throws you off your rhythm.

My roommate confessed that recently during intimacies the action came to an abrupt halt, as she and her gentleman caller were afflicted with catus interruptus when her cat came in to visit.

by LBo979 December 3, 2010

Catiusca

A Catiusca is a beautiful Spanish girl that's smart and funny in every way. If you open up to a Catiusca and treat her right she will love you forever

Hey maleek who's that she a jawn, that's Catiusca

by Bleek973 March 1, 2015

Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.

by Justro January 6, 2011

Cactus Chin

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.

I am constantly scratching my beard region whenever I get cactus chin.

by Myagooshki March 7, 2011

cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.

"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"

by stitchmata April 21, 2013