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painting the town in peas and carrots

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

girls who eat carrots 

idk some fag from one direction said something

why is this trending
yo this band died like 5 years ago wake up

"girls who eat carrots'' stupid-ass

girls who eat carrots 

The title says it all
She is one of the girls who eat carrots

girls who eat carrots 

Carrot f***ed mango all u n***** die of f****** PewDiePie haha get wrecked and suck my d***

cold carrots 

To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food
Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's
cold carrots by Ayad15 May 6, 2016

empty carrots-bag on a stick 

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???