Carl

A goofy dude who is a plush but isn't at the same time.

Carl said it tasted like piss so it was not a nutritional meal.

by Hffirbi May 17, 2023

Carle

Carle is weird, dumb, annoying and dangerous

This girl at my school is called carle and she’s annoying and dumb.

by Carle weird July 3, 2020

Carl-A

Verb. The act of dividing something edible in equal portions on a platter at a party or barbecue. A true Carl-A is completed when the divider eventually ends up eating both portions he or she divided up.

Hans: Does anyone want this whole hamburger? If not, I'm going to Carl-A it.
Drew: Hey, you ate both pieces! I wanted the other half.

by J.Z.Romano October 16, 2008

Carl

"Dammit Carl! Why you gotta mess everything up?"

Carl is SUCH a screw up

by Squidward Squarepants August 20, 2016

Carl

Every bad word/name/insult ever created

Beats everything out there

John: Dude yur so god dam ANNOYING!

Chris: My Nigga yuhs a Carl!

John: Sad Face

by notmyrealname42 July 30, 2011

Carl

Usually used as the word for lances son. Or used as a term for pikey.

Oi dont be such a carl.

by Pakijon May 21, 2009

Carl

An square man who is often auquard and has glasses and a minor stubble. He is friendly but best to keep a distance from.

K: hey we should go see Bob,
B: no... I think he's a right Carl...

by EvieDaPotato June 22, 2016