Carl

A lowdown deadbeat ass nigga.

“Carl always on some bull shit” “Carl ain’t shit” “Carl is a sperms donor, not a father”

by Mister_jw283746 December 13, 2021

Carl

A goofy dude who is a plush but isn't at the same time.

Carl said it tasted like piss so it was not a nutritional meal.

by Hffirbi May 17, 2023

Carl-A

Verb. The act of dividing something edible in equal portions on a platter at a party or barbecue. A true Carl-A is completed when the divider eventually ends up eating both portions he or she divided up.

Hans: Does anyone want this whole hamburger? If not, I'm going to Carl-A it.
Drew: Hey, you ate both pieces! I wanted the other half.

by J.Z.Romano October 16, 2008

Carl

"Dammit Carl! Why you gotta mess everything up?"

Carl is SUCH a screw up

by Squidward Squarepants August 20, 2016

Carl

Every bad word/name/insult ever created

Beats everything out there

John: Dude yur so god dam ANNOYING!

Chris: My Nigga yuhs a Carl!

John: Sad Face

by notmyrealname42 July 30, 2011

Carl

Usually used as the word for lances son. Or used as a term for pikey.

Oi dont be such a carl.

by Pakijon May 21, 2009

Carl

An square man who is often auquard and has glasses and a minor stubble. He is friendly but best to keep a distance from.

K: hey we should go see Bob,
B: no... I think he's a right Carl...

by EvieDaPotato June 22, 2016