Canoodling

To cuddle, caress, fondle and pet amourlessly- all at the same time!

They were very busy canoodling - their hands were all over each other!

by Angie's first love October 23, 2015

caned

British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.

"Mate, I'm well caned."

by daveeee July 13, 2004

Douche Canoe

a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason

look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes

by G millz October 10, 2012

Birch Bark Canoe

A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.

Yo Dude,

Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.

by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009

Polishing the Canoe

The act of female masturbation.

Shawna became overwhelmed by her fantasies of Rick and began polishing the canoe furiously.

by ricktheaddj October 8, 2009

douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015

Poo Canoe

The turd that floats on the surface of the toilet water as the toilet overflows

when the toilet over flowed the turd went floating through the bedroom like a little Poo Canoe

by ajay6144 January 15, 2009