Someone brilliant who know's how to treat the ladies; a rarity.
Don't be fooled, his shy possibly nerdy exterior is usually just a cloaking device employed to scare off the undeserving.
However, if you're ever lucky enough to find someone so genuine, sweet and romantic then don't think twice, you've found yourself a Cale.
Don't be fooled, his shy possibly nerdy exterior is usually just a cloaking device employed to scare off the undeserving.
However, if you're ever lucky enough to find someone so genuine, sweet and romantic then don't think twice, you've found yourself a Cale.
Girl 1: ''Oh my goodness, my new boyfriend is so sweet! Yesterday he wrote my name in flowers and left them on my front doorstep for me to find''
Girl 2: ''Oh honey he's a Cale! You better hold onto that one, he's THE one!''
Girl 2: ''Oh honey he's a Cale! You better hold onto that one, he's THE one!''
by Forget-me-not my Butterfly April 13, 2011
Get the Cale mug.Caleb is the type of guy that makes you feel like you are in a fairy tale. He hasn't quite figured out his own life yet, but he always makes you feel better. Even though he is tall while you are short, his hugs are the best medicine for a long day. There is something about the way he holds you tight against him that drains all of your worries away. When he lets go, your brain is occupied trying to engrave his scent into your memory. Caleb is dorky in a cute way. He is a terrible dancer and singer, but you consider his dancing and singing the best thing in the world. When he looks up after a little car performance, you can't help but catch his eye. The unique mix of brown and black is mesmerizing, and his smile shines brighter than the street lights that pass by the car. Caleb makes you realize what true love should feel like. For example, fun, engulfing, and sparky. Sadly, he still has some life problems that he needs to figure out, and you have some personal feeling problems of your own.
Caleb is truly Prince Charming.
by AC-20 February 7, 2019
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by Crimsonstorm May 9, 2010
Get the Calein mug.1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010
Get the calendrically challenged mug.The term for a close friend whom you used to hang out with often, but now see only rarely such as at birthday parties for mutual friends and other special social events. Often these encounters are awkward as mutual friends bring you together obligatorially, not voluntarily.
Friend 1: "Have you seen or spoken to Bob at all?"
Friend 2: "No, I haven't. We used to hang all the time, but kind of had a falling out and we don't talk all that much any more. He's just a calendar friend."
Friend 2: "No, I haven't. We used to hang all the time, but kind of had a falling out and we don't talk all that much any more. He's just a calendar friend."
by Epinionator September 27, 2010
Get the Calendar Friend mug.At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"
Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.
by CopeDawg February 17, 2018
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