caeden

a total arsehole, an insult to Shrek, and lives in a dirty swamp.
he is so obese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is fugly.

caeden wow that obese shit!!!

by fuckerslouh;wecnc32677yn /?f February 7, 2018

Caelan

Literally the most annoying person ever. Is always on their phone. Doesn’t know personal boundaries and is very awkward

Nobody-

Caelan- Oh my god la homework de expansion was sooooooo hard 😫 I’m gonna post on my snap story 25 times and save every snap conversation except the parts where i’m a stalker!

by user1675930322 March 11, 2019

Caelan

A beautiful, smart girl who is also very sarcastic. She is HILARIOUS and literally will be your best friend forever. She is tall and absolutely gorgeous, often you'll find yourself being jealous of her. Caelan can be a bitch but it's a small price for knowing her. She'll make you laugh at anything in the best moments. Her family is absolutely amazing as her. Caelan is a smexy beast!

Wow Caelan, you look amazing today! I can't believe I'm your bestfriend.
Yeah she's so funny and just gorgeous ain't she.

by SashaM. December 31, 2019

candane

an adult that cybers with young children, may or may not be real life perverts or pedophiles.

Dude! that girl is only 12?!?! get your fucking dick out your hand and stay up off yahoo chat you candane ass bitch!

by Chris Hanson January 15, 2008

Caelan

The art kid that cant read social cues that well. Talk to her first she’ll let you into her universe if she likes you. Shes sweet, conniving, awkward, funny, quiet when scared, scared of the stupidest shit

Caelan stop crying I didn’t even raise my voice

by Ducj June 28, 2020

Dirty Caelan

The act of inserting whipped cream within a woman’s vagina and utilizing ones meat wand to remove the whipped cream. The woman is then required to ingest said whipped cream as the man ejaculates in a combination of whipped cream and semen.

Oh I got hit with the Dirty Caelan last night it was divine.

by Nolilbois October 22, 2020

Johnny Cardano

Gay! Tough guy with a big heart. Can deadlift twice his body weight but self obsessed with his own dick.

See that meat head Johnny Cardano, he’s gay!

by Shallow balls November 23, 2021