Clear the Cache

Jacking off before a date so you don't have a blow your load to soon

Dude 1: (to dude 2) Leave I got to prep for my date
Dude 2: Your date is in a half hour
Dude 1: I gotta clear the cache and it might take a while
Dude 2: Did not need to know that Dude 1!

by Trainer_Yarn March 23, 2016

cache

When you are done smoking marijuana and only ashes are left.

Damn, we smoked this entire bowl, as cached to shit.

by K. Diggity September 16, 2003

Cached

In marijuana smoking, for a bowl to be 'cached', means that it's completely ash and can't be smoked anymore.
Never hand someone a cached bowl without announcing that it's cached, it's rude and unacceptable.

Here's the bong man, it's cached but it's your turn to reload anyway.
This bowl's cached, time to reload that shit!

by Zombiebyte September 6, 2013

cache

Abbreviation for Geocache.

Found the cache under a log near the path, in a beautiful, forested location

by Mark Luscher June 9, 2005

Cache Valley

Pretty much every stereotype about Utah.

i moved to cache valley from vacaville cali!

by apple99552 August 18, 2009

cachestrated

The activity of using your castrated penis to trade in a geocache.

"Why is there a severed penis in this geocache?"
"Oh, I cachestrated myself here last week."

by Miniman April 11, 2015

cacheption

When you have a cache of a cache

I'm tired of resetting these mother fucking caches on this mother fucking system! And you over there stop joking about that cacheption bullshit!

by TwistedFires June 7, 2017