Jon: So when did you find out she was a total whore?
Sam: When I saw that cunt bark I was instantly like "Uh-oh! She's a ho!"
Sam: When I saw that cunt bark I was instantly like "Uh-oh! She's a ho!"
by MantisToboggan November 26, 2010
Get the Cunt Bark mug.So i met Yolanda, and she begged me to peel off her bellbottoms and i did a little barking at the ape...
by Steeler Crow January 12, 2008
Get the Barking at the ape mug.Janice was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like garnets. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a force 10 gale of passion. Slowly, she fell to her knees and unzipped Giuseppe's breeches and went at his cock like a dog eating hot chips.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.
by MikeyTam February 19, 2010
Get the POTTY BARKING mug.A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.
by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013
Get the Barking Schneider mug.Barkan is a sex god. He is very handsome & tall. He is an amazing friend, sometimes he is a bit mean but he doesnt really mean to be. A Barkan also has a giant cock.
His points of view are always so rational and classy.
His points of view are always so rational and classy.
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when a person releases air from two regions of their body at the same time. just a few possible combinations: coughing/farting, sneezing/farting.
man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.
person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
by dirtee eazy December 30, 2009
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