buved

totally stoned out of your mind

he's buved outta his mind

by yupiarooneyneighbors November 14, 2009

bikedestrian

Bike rider who rides on the sidewalk, cluelessly riding against traffic.

That bikedestrian nearly ran over the little old lady and her daughter pushing the baby stroller.

by kitty littleriver February 5, 2010

baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021

bukele

verb: to decisively eliminate criminal activity by incarcerating criminals and criminal affiliates, relying upon emergency authority and public fatigue from lawlessness to rapidly arrest lawbreakers

The police chief of our town should bukele the local dope pushers after the star high school quarterback overdosed on fentanyl.

by voodooengineer July 26, 2023

Baked with love

Added an extra shot of protein to a dough (for all those gym junkies out there!). Watched the loaves walk out the doors, hopefully there was no buns in the oven because of it!

Today's bread was baked with love, key word here is "baked".

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 9, 2023

Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

im baked as beans

Being so stoned that you have no other way to describe but baked as beans

"yo im so high like im baked as beans."

by I'm baked as beans September 12, 2014