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Brunette

Girls with dark hair.

Judging by the definitions here, brunettes seem insecure. They slag blondes off and say that they're better than them. Definately a sign of insecurity and jealousy. No hair colour is better than any other. Fucks sake!
Stop judging people by their hair colour and get a fuckin' life! No hair colour's sexier than any other so get over it.
by computer says no May 19, 2005
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brunettesimgirl

The most awesome, cool, and sexy girl. Sweetest of the sweet. Makes my heart skip a beat. Tastes like honey. Smells like incense. Never want to let her go.
I love brunettesimgirl.
by Slice January 12, 2005
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brunelleian

When something is too odd to even be Kafkaesque. Name comes from the famous political cartoonist RW Brunelle JR.
The current health care system is Kafkaesque, but the proposed reforms are brunelleian.
by Art Teacher February 3, 2010
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Dumb Brunette

Usually a girl who has brown hair ofc, runs x country, plays basketball, runs track and plays the viola. She asks really dumb questions and is usually the bluntest knife in the box.
You: Hey Alexis!
Alexis: What Temperature is it?

You: oh you dumb brunette
by GayWrestler January 7, 2020
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brunetto

A good-looking guy who has brown hair.
"Tom Welling / Orlando Bloom / Dougie Poynter / Emmet Cullen is the hottest brunetto to ever walk the face of the planet."
by Perianth, Kaz, and Issabella January 24, 2008
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Brunell

A person who's continued existence causes severe harm to the human race, in terms of genetics. This is not a racial thing, or a sexist thing. It is an intellectual slur, reserved only for the worst of the worst of morons and shitheads.
Suggestions: If a brunell is in your area, do not approach it. The best way to deal with a brunell is to go out of your way to prevent it from breeding, because the only thing worse than a brunell, is a brunell's offspring. (Brunellings).
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The act of getting fucked over!
Man that guy is a brunell, what a fuck up!
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I just got brunelled by that idiot.
by Chaz Reinholt January 12, 2006
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brunette bitch

The most commom sluts alive. People belive blondes are the bitches, but the truth is that brunettes are the real cheap/easy sluts who will sleep with anyone (even black people) just to try to "show" people they're better than blondes. Pitiful.
Guy 1: Dude! Last night I fucked a brunette bitch! She even sucked my dick for free!

Guy 2: Oh, you're lucky, they're the cheapest. I lost lots of money for the blonde one!

Guy 1: Hahaha, that's your fault, told you brunettes were cheaper!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, next time I'mma fuck one ;)
by thisisqwerty November 25, 2013
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