michelle branch

An awesome singer/songwriter/musician.
Not a poser like Lindsay Lohan.

The complete oppisite of Lindsay Lohan

by Michelle Luver February 21, 2005

tree branch

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.

I tree branched that bitch last night.

by BlingBling June 7, 2005

Spring Branch, TX

An area approximately 30 minutes North of San Antonio where shit goes down. Not too many people know about the place, but it's diverse as shit. You got your ghetto, but then you got your athletes, jocks, rednecks, kickers, and everyone else in-between, especially the hot white girls. A lot of the white people are tight, especially the white basketball players. They the typical white boys, but they got just enough ghetto in them to be whats up.

That white boy can hoop, too bad he played at Smithson Valley in Spring Branch, TX where it all about football

by iLiKEiTWENUCALLMEBiGDADDY December 16, 2009

bouncing the bearded clam

a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"

by Mel09 May 17, 2006

Bouncing Wedgie

A bouncing wedgie is when someone eather lifts in the air then begins to bounce you so every bounce feels like you just fell into a hanging wedgie or when someone grabs your underwear and repeatedly jumps repeatedly ramming the underwear up the crack.

Yesterday I was at my friend's house when he came up behind me and grabbed my tighty whiteys then lifted me off the ground proceeding to bounce me causing my underwear to repeatedly ram my underwear up my crack! He didn't stop until they ripped. That was a horrible bouncing wedgie.

by Butt wrecker September 27, 2018

Booze bounce

Falling off a moving vehicle but not getting injured due to the numbing effect of having drunk too much alcohol

Ellie had so many Smirnoff Ices she fell off the 38 routemaster bus. Thankfully, due to her booze bounce she wasnt injured.

by dwayne-buccee January 2, 2012

Mac Bounce

A fortuitous bounce or outcome in golf that occurs on a regular basis, turning what would have been a horrible result into a far more favorable one, usually involving the ball striking a hazard.

Ball slices into the woods, but hits a tree and bounces back out onto the fairway; this is a Mac Bounce.

by MullyNumby December 18, 2012