A extremely cheap person.
A person that does not give gratuities for the services provided to them at Bars, Restaurants, Clubs, Hotels Ect.
A person that is of the poor economic class with no power.
A person that does not give gratuities for the services provided to them at Bars, Restaurants, Clubs, Hotels Ect.
A person that is of the poor economic class with no power.
2 servers in random chat with eachother.
Server 1: I waited on the guy at table 23 for like 45 minutes, his bill came out to be like $300 and all he left me was 3 bucks for a tip
Server 2: What a brokedick!
Another example...
Alex talks with Marko about a certain girl he has a crush on.
Alex: "Marko, do you think Jennifer will go out with me?"
Marko: "Prolly not dude, she is a sackchaser like the rest of these gold digging randy piss swallowing whores, she really doesn't fall for brokedicks like us!"
Server 1: I waited on the guy at table 23 for like 45 minutes, his bill came out to be like $300 and all he left me was 3 bucks for a tip
Server 2: What a brokedick!
Another example...
Alex talks with Marko about a certain girl he has a crush on.
Alex: "Marko, do you think Jennifer will go out with me?"
Marko: "Prolly not dude, she is a sackchaser like the rest of these gold digging randy piss swallowing whores, she really doesn't fall for brokedicks like us!"
by Marko Schmidt October 28, 2007
Get the brokedick mug.The art of of killing someone continously on games like rainbow six three and halo and then talking trash to them after you run over there dead body.
The expeirence of dying by someone who you know and trying to shoot them down but can't and therefore you get broned.Mostly appears on FPS games.
The expeirence of dying by someone who you know and trying to shoot them down but can't and therefore you get broned.Mostly appears on FPS games.
Holy shit dude, you got broned!
My mom broned your dad!(rare accasion)
I am broning you like a motherfucker!
My mom broned your dad!(rare accasion)
I am broning you like a motherfucker!
by Taylor Gordon December 3, 2004
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by me2345 July 19, 2007
Get the Brokededed mug.A portmanteu of the words bro and facade. Meaning to have outward appearance fitting of a bro. Classified by overuse of the word bro, a fascination with alcohol, and incomprehensible speach.
Steve: Duuuuude, I was so drunk at this place, and this chi-
John: Steve, drop the brocade, we know that never happened.
John: Steve, drop the brocade, we know that never happened.
by Whooves May 7, 2012
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He crashed the party, and in his hands he was carrying an OPEN bottle of Jager and a cooler. We were all silent as he walks in and brocedes to pull all of the shot glasses in the cupboards out onto the counter.
by VictoriousRex May 9, 2013
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Quite literally a childhood friends to lovers to enemies. They used to be very close friends since their childhood but their friendship ended tragically in 2016, the year Rosberg became WDC and decided to retire.
This could the one of the saddest ships in F1 but they’re also just two men pathetically in love with each other who refuse to be the first to apologize.
Quite literally a childhood friends to lovers to enemies. They used to be very close friends since their childhood but their friendship ended tragically in 2016, the year Rosberg became WDC and decided to retire.
This could the one of the saddest ships in F1 but they’re also just two men pathetically in love with each other who refuse to be the first to apologize.
Person 1: did you know about Rosberg and Hamilton? I heard they don’t even talk anymore
Person 2: yeah, but Rosberg is always praising Hamilton and shit, he’s like properly in love with him
Person 1: I’m not sure, Hamilton doesn’t even say his name, must be weird, they even live in the same building! How do they avoid each other?
Person 2: Brocedes is so weird I swear it’s just a comedy disguised as a tragedy
Person 2: yeah, but Rosberg is always praising Hamilton and shit, he’s like properly in love with him
Person 1: I’m not sure, Hamilton doesn’t even say his name, must be weird, they even live in the same building! How do they avoid each other?
Person 2: Brocedes is so weird I swear it’s just a comedy disguised as a tragedy
by not-my-name June 5, 2023
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