devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

brewsters

Millions. A lot of money.
The term brewsters originates from the film "Brewster's Millions". Most commonly used in inner city London.

I don't get it. Beckham makes brewsters, even though he's a kak player

by Buckshot October 1, 2004

Brewster

used in reference to a naked thespian or dancer who parades his nudity in public

Fuckin hell lads, check out that crazy brewster!!

by Sam Colling December 17, 2008

Beaster

An annual party the first saturday after Easter, paint "Beaster kegs" and "Beaster cans"

Hey, I can't wait until Beaster it's like me birthday, Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving all in one!!

by beasterbunny February 11, 2010

punky brewster

A cool tv show from the 80's

blah

by PuNkY July 15, 2003

junky brewster

early morning drugs and beer

u piece of shit junky brewster

by fa q October 27, 2003

Breasmerized

mesmerized by breasts

Back in the day, I used to be breasmerized by Jessica Simpson, now I'm just annoyed.

by Hogie1975 November 27, 2011