Brazilian Five Finger Discount

The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage

My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.

by Durty Curt March 21, 2013

brazillian

waxing a punani to leave only a tiny landing strip of muff at the top

"dude you can't get a brazillian on yo ass crack!!!"

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

brazillionaire

n. A billionaire from South America.

The large oceanfront mansion was purchased last week by a couple of Brazillionaires.

by rodriguez6670 September 4, 2006

brazilian snowstorm

when the guy is standign on the bed and the girl is her knees on the floor and he finishes his load all over her and she looks up like its snowing with her mouth open catching the load on her tongue like a snowflake

dude i totally gave that bitch a brazilian snowstorm last night

by bfw/b January 29, 2009

Brazillian Avalanche

The act of shoving a snow cone up your ass, and then shitting on someone's face

Austin totally deserved that Brazillian Avalanche Michael gave him for Daggering Kitty.

by Pimp Master Flex187 June 30, 2010

Brazilian Wig

Using the used cloth strips from an esthetician that have removed hair on them and putting them on your bald ass head to make it look like you have some hair.

Rupert: "Dude, how did the Hair Club for Men appointment go?"
Curly: "Far too expensive, but I cobbled this Brazilian Wig from the spa's dumpster."
Rupert: "I guess the donor was a natural blonde!"

by JacknRochNY April 9, 2009

Brazilian panties

The gold standard in women underwear. Brazilian panties or "calcinhas" are characterized by their perfect coverage--somewhere between a thong and a bikini indeed--excellent fabric (usually lycra or cotton and lace), beautiful construction, delicate details, and super cute colors (usually light, soft shades). The result is a beautiful, sexy, extremely comfy and highly democratic pantie--these things look good on any booty nationality, not just Brazilian.

Disclaimer: Ok, I'm Brazilian, and, yes, I'm a girl. Sooo, I'm kinda biased, but just a tiny little bit.

NEW!! AS SEEN ON MILLIONS OF HAPPY BOOTIES IN BRAZIL!! Tired of how your booty looks? Noticing your panties are not helping your case? Time to get your Brazilian Panties!! The no frills, no hassle, no sweat, no scars ultimate butt-lifter/beautifier!! The fastest and easiest way to get a sexy butt! It's comfy too! GET YOURS NOW!*

*Results may vary. It helps if you are already sorta hot.

by PenelopeCharmosa April 12, 2010