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ugh.... Brad is back
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conscientious
"He thinks he is so Brad."

"If the world was a little more Brad, it would be a better place."

Bumper Sticker: My kid was voted Most Brad.
by MoodyGirl24 February 18, 2010
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"I have got a problem with you because you don''t know me. My name's Brad and I play lacrosse."
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A kid who has a very small dick. Often described as miniscule. He even admit it was small that one time on the stairs. He tries to play it off but we all know its true. He may just be gay but we dont know just yet.
You see brad last night he was with that guy from the gas station.
by KILLPIX248 March 30, 2015
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a super small penis, that's also fat.
"Holy shit you have a brad !!!"
by Pencccccccil August 23, 2011
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You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
Despacito the movie starring Kevin James and Michael Meyers where they drive Brad
by Sir Gay of BonerLand July 16, 2018
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Brad is a guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy guy with a huge cock and big balls that’ll satisfy anyone with endless amounts of huge loads. You can milk him forever and he’ll never run out. He is super dominant and he will fuck you without mercy like you’re his bitch until he’s completely satisfied with himself. You better be ready for his climax though because he will shoot off like a double barreled shotgun
Person 1: I started dating this new guy named Brad
Person 2: Brad? You’re in for a real BIG surprise
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