Arse Me Bollocks

A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.

"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"

by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014

Shagger's Bollock

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.

" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"

by Laddyladlad August 15, 2016

bee's bollocks

a word to describe the best, coolest, amazing-est thing/person ever

Sean: damn that gal is the bee's bollocks

by honeygal April 9, 2017

Bobby big bollocks

Someone who thinks they are better than you because they have always done someone better. ‘Farts above their own arse’

Oh Jesus look at bobby big bollocks over there, just when I’ve got Lidl’s beans he has to have Heinz

by Rookie Wilson June 17, 2018

bollocks

(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.

(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.

Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.

Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!

Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!

Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!

Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.

by Tenacious Faulker February 19, 2010

Bolo

Bolo means Bulky ,Muscular body shape/structure. Often used by the Irish and Brittish Men who use the gym, or any physical workout.

1. I want to go Bolo.
2. Its bolo season.

3. This guy is bolo still.
4. Haven't you seen him? He's gone Bolo

by olwalle July 23, 2019

Beer Bollocks

1) The total shit someone talks when they're drunk

2) The sudden surge of bravery one experiences when totally lashed

Well, look who's gone and got himself a pair of beer bollocks! Seb, they'll kill us both. Let's go and get a kebab

by MagickDio July 11, 2010