Blumpkin

The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.

Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.

by Clexs Wifey March 08, 2012

Blumpkin

Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit

i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin

by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 22, 2012

Blumpkin

the act of thinking or having an idea.

"i dont have a blumpkin of what we are going to do today."

by dayrissa April 22, 2009

Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

by J-Bud72 April 13, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 07, 2017

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

by a fatter December 15, 2010

blumpkin doll

The perfect Christmas gift !

Thanks Santa!
I really love my Blumpkin Doll!
And the missus is happy too!

by Noel O’Gism December 25, 2020