Blumpkin

Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit

i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin

by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 27, 2012

Blumpkin

The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.

Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.

by Clexs Wifey June 17, 2012

Blumpkin

the act of thinking or having an idea.

"i dont have a blumpkin of what we are going to do today."

by dayrissa April 21, 2009

Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

by a fatter December 17, 2010

blumpkin doll

The perfect Christmas gift !

Thanks Santa!
I really love my Blumpkin Doll!
And the missus is happy too!

by Noel O’Gism December 24, 2020