cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.

Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

Cop Blocking

To keep police accountable through the documenting and filming police action. Also includes the act of jury nullification for laws that are unjust or victim-less.

I have jury duty, I hope I get a drug case so I can do Cop Blocking today.

by NicholsSA September 18, 2012

Floss Blockin'

Floss Blockin' is when someone with a ragged out, peace of trash car parks around another vehicle that is Flossin.

Kool Dude: "YO IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!!"
Kool Dudes Friend: "Y is that bro?"
Kool Dude: "You know how I always park way in the back at Wal-Mart to let everyone see my pimp ass Gator on 24's. Well some ass in a Hoo-Doo comes park right on the side of me and block my whip yo!!."
Kool Dudes Freind: "Dont trip hes just Floss Blockin' !!"

by K4rupt November 16, 2005

Talk Blocking

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from talking to a female you are interested in.

Mark was talk blocking me because he though he had a chance with that girl.

by Wason Jertz March 31, 2009

blacking out

when one consumes so much of a substance (typically alcohol) that one cannot remember one's actions at a later time, be it later in the night or the morning after

see also time travel

I blacked out as soon as i put that fifth of jack to my lips... what the hell did I do last night?

How the fuck did I get here? I must have blacked out

blacking out has nothing to do with electronics.

by -___________- January 15, 2008

bloaching

"bloaching" (noun) (etymology uncertain) is the act of having a friend insert a balloon into one's anus and then blow up said balloon until it is firm at which point it is either exploded or removed.

The word can be back formed to "bloach" (verb).

"I hear that Tom Cruise is into bloaching in a big way."

"Why is he looking so glum?"
"He tried autobloaching and one got stuck up there."

by boldautomatic September 17, 2012

bloking

the act of going out into public in search of attractive males ("blokes"), with the intention of potentially meeting a suitable mate. The act is often conducted along with the consumption of alcohol.

Much as men may go "creeping" or "wenching" for young women, women may go bloking for young men.

I'm sure my ex is out there creeping for girls right now. I might as well get drunk and go bloking and see if I can get laid, too.

My friend and I went shopping and bought sexy new clothes, so we decided to dress up and go bloking that night.

by DQsomethingdifferent August 14, 2011