Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Heavy Blooded

a common slang used by Arabs which means unfunny comedian

Andy : uh her comes Jane, she's so heavy blooded
Walter : atleast she tries

by Mediumkey June 30, 2019

shit blocked

Taking an awful shit in the bathroom so that nobody is able to have sex in it later. Where there is only two places left in the house to have sex and your boy has you covered on one!

James' ex and some other hot girl where going to go have sex in the bathroom but he thought ahead and shit blocked them earlier.

by Jenrette J, December 30, 2006

Cod Blocked

In reference to blocking your cock via COD. When you realize a booty call text an hour late because you were playing Call of Duty.

I looked at my phone and got a text from Adeile wanting me to come over. Black Ops totally cod blocked me.

by Dudememyomen May 10, 2011

Blue Blooded

Royalty, Hiearch, noble, most land, most gain, wealth, skin turns pale, blue veins show. Believe strictly in enriching in life.

Courtney's blue blooded look at her soft white skin and her wrists of blue veins be careful.

Blue blooded were the first rich, and richer.

by footsteps August 7, 2009

clock blocked

when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.

I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.

by RobynG November 16, 2010

cop blocked

When an officer of the law prevents someone from scoring sexually. Typically occurs when the sexual act in question is taking, or will take, place in a car.

I was about to get a BJ from Sarah in my car, but then the popo rolled up and cop blocked me.

by Ajax1221 September 29, 2010