Bloofie

When one receives anal sex and at the same time is getting a blow job

i gave a bloofie last night, it was an exhilarating experience.

by bloofie June 15, 2010

Bloot

A slang word for cocaine.

I'd love to snort some bloot tonight.

by Spilchuk September 24, 2011

Bloftus

A fellatio experience from a transexual hooker that you have beaten and placed unconscious into your cab.

Thanks for the bloftus brah!

by yarpidge June 22, 2011

Blootie

A blootie is the combination of bloody and cootie.

Use it when referring to a girl being on her period.

Gross... That chick has a blootie. I'm not fucking her.

by Ben 317 Pro December 15, 2011

blootyful

A sexy girl who has blonde hair and a big ass.

"Damn did you see Jessica and her donk? She's not just hot, she's blootyful."

by DanteHizzle777 March 21, 2016

bloontar

Noun. A fat ass blunt

Guy 1: Damn bro I've had a rough day, you down to smoke a bloontar?

Guy 2: hell yea let's get fucking Toasty

Guy 1: OH yea baby you know I'm about to be Stoney McGoney

by Chridad August 2, 2017

Bloot

Blood toot. The act of farting with blood coming out.

I ate some Chipotle and afterwards I cut a bloot. Yes blood literally came out of my anus.

by jeremyo97 October 8, 2017