Stoney Baloney

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

blogellectual

n. Blogger intellectuals or intellectual bloggers.

adj. Some thesis that sounds intellectual, but emanated from blogs and do not have any research background to support that.

That blogellectual argument doesn't hold any water.

by Syeed A February 18, 2010

Blogerty

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.

Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''

by Malecomejones January 23, 2012

bloeme

Bloeme is the hottest thickest person I've ever met. She's totally a chill mothafucker and should always end up with someone named ZACH

Wow bloemes and zach are an otp

by Cocolover April 18, 2018

Baloney Tits

Large saggy tits that rest on a woman's protruding stomach. The tits then resemble a large, unsliced boloney sausage

Check out the girl's "baloney tits"!

by Paul Lo Verme July 9, 2006

blokechap

British cognate to american dudebro.

Typically English fellow, who speaks in an indecipherable dialect, makes snide cunt jokes, likes soccer but is not a hooligan, eats Branston Pickle, etc.

Hey blokechap, you suck, fuck offf. go back "across the pond" dickweed.

by blokechap October 16, 2008

Shit Bloke

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.

willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight

by nobbynub May 27, 2009