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Blivit

A paper bag filled with dog shit, placed on a doorstep and then lit on fire.
Did you see the look on that lady's face when she tried to stamp out that blivit?
by bakermania November 3, 2006
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bloviate

My best friend in High School and I made up this word back around 1972 or 1973. Our definition then was someone who expounded at great lengths, not knowing when to shut up.
A Bloviator to us was a person who when you asked him what time it was, he told you how to build a watch.
The preacher got wound up in the sermon last Sunday. He began to bloviate and went past the usual time to get out of church.
by Chuck E. H. April 7, 2008
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bolivia

Bolivia lover: HEY MAN BOLIVIA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER THE FOOD IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

pros only dude: Awesome, sure, if you think giant tape worms crawling around in your intestines that might some day come half way out while you shit so you try pulling it out but it wont budge and you run out of the bathroom dripping diarrhea all over to find a knife to cut it out while likely substaining injuries to your anus/rectum and spreading AIDS to your entire family because you don't wash the diarrhea blood covered knife off before you cut your families hamburgers up resulting in your entire family leaving you and making you die a slow, lonely death is awesome.
by Anonymous Jihad January 16, 2008
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blivit

Blivit = a fat assed ugly women. Most blivits do not take very good care of their personal hygiene or themselves. Many blivits tend to be obese slobs, and make no effort to improve their personal appearance. These hags tend to live on junk food, pop and munchies - where are the doritos !

Many of these women tend to be so fat, that they are as obese as they are tall. The number of teeth remaining in these blivits tend to be a few - more teeth are missing, than are left remaining.

Bathing is usually a very low priority - in addition, these blivits tend to live like pigs - very sloppy living conditions.
A blivit usually has fewer teeth in their mouth than one can count on one hand - they are often as obese as they are tall. Daily hygiene is rare ...
by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006
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Bolivian Women

Perfect definition of a loyal female. Knows how to maintain her household and raise her kids. If you ever date one, definitely marry her! They adapt well in any family.
I met this Bolivian women, she’s the best thing that ever happened to me!
by Smartypants1300 September 3, 2019
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blivit

I almost did a blivit
by flaming koolaid December 9, 2002
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blivid

verb; known as a "hollybrook" expression. Often used as an expression of anger.
That Rooster sure is mad at his puppy. I'd say he's blivid!
by pumper monkey November 18, 2010
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