Blessee

A new term used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.

Jez: Khanyi, why don't you get a job and make your own money instead of being indickpendent?

Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.

Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.

by Jez86 May 12, 2016

bleaken

to make somebody's day worse, to inadvertently make some one sad when your intention was to make them laugh

oh man, i'm sorry i did not mean to bleaken your day by bringin' up your ex

by Ajax Blak March 10, 2008

Blessed

When someone is on the spectrum (Autistic).

Timmy: Yo why Derrick don’t walk backwards?

Nick: Man you know Derrick blessed he can’t help it. Bless his heart..

by GaugeHasHash August 30, 2019

bleasure

When an act of business results in immense pleasure.

For some reason sending a fax always brings bleasure to me and my family.

by Thunder-Thunder January 26, 2011

Wife Blesser

Nicer version of the wife beater

That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser

by Meekerella August 7, 2011

Have a blessed day!

Black folks' code for "Fuck off, Honkey!"

That Cracker really pissed me off, so I told him to "Have a blessed day!"

by Mike the Jock August 18, 2008

Have a blessed day!

Someone provided this definition: "Black folks' code for "Fuck off, Honkey!"
That Cracker really pissed me off, so I told him to "Have a blessed day!" ...

and when I saw this I was compelled to provide an alternative definition.... black folk like any other folk are not all the same... In general to tell someone to have a blessed day is saying you hope they experience favor in every area of need... to say this to an enemy can be best define by the scripture Romans 12:20 (look it up)...

Have a blessed day!

by lovewithpurpose July 7, 2014