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blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis
To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face
by Dan February 12, 2005
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Blappy

BLAPPY SAD BOI
by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 29, 2019
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Blamp

noun, re: music: The final note of a song, particularly when delivered with force.

noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation
(Music usage) Billy: "Damn, did you hear how they ended that song?"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"

(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"
by Hellzapoppin' April 5, 2020
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barpool

To carpool to the bar, often to avoid the hassle of finding or paying for downtown parking instead of for environmental concerns.
Person 1: I heard everyone is going out tonight.
Person 2: Yeah, we're going to barpool. That way if we can't find a parking meter and there's four of us, parking will only cost two dollars each.
by yourpopquizkid February 8, 2008
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bearphin

noun: A large Furry, bear-like marine mammal characterized by large claws, body of fur, and dolphin- like behavior when fishing or swimming.
a bearphin is a believed to be extinct marine mammal closely related to the Sea lion or Walrus. It is believed to be from the Enaliarctidae. family, specifically the Superfamily Pinnipedia. This sea creature resides in the waters the Pacific ocean ranging from Alaska to Hawaii. During the spawning season of its main dietary staple the Alaskan Pacific salmon, the Bearphin will typically swim upstream and jump out of the water, much as a dolphin does in order to catch its prey. Once the season is over, the Bearphin migrates down to the waters Off off mainland Hawaii for the winter months. The Bearphin is a solitary animal and can only be spotted during it's semi-hibernation season when it can be seem sunning itself on the beaches in Hawaii, typically laying flat on its back as to attract attention from a mate, generally classified as a "beach bunny"
by Lysa Webber April 3, 2009
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Blaren

Noun: A person of blistering personality, caustic, loud obnoxious. A person that throws public tantrums, directed towards person or people usually with demands to be obeyed.
I just watched a video of a Blaren, demanding a refund from a drive through fast food restaurant while it was on fire. The Blaren demanded the workers go inside the smoking building to refund her money.
by biggtrouble August 5, 2020
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blappie

release a small amout of poop while walking.
we were walking through the mall and Tony said "blappie" very loud and everyone looked over at us, as everyone looked at us sketty blappied. Josh pointed to sketty and screemed "she did it"! then josh stoled a bunch of shit from the mall and we snaged some tricks!!!
by Josh Allen Taylor January 27, 2009
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