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Small Brained

When someone is a fucking idiot they are a small brain.
Mike "Yo I charged off the map trying to get the transing zen."

Jane "LMAOOOO you are so small brained nerd lol."
by SMall BRained February 21, 2019
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bained

To get retarded drunk, sexually assault someone, vomit and roll in it repeatedly like a retard.

You are also likely a pervert and rapist.
Dude you got bained last night. You were all over that chick and she was not impressed... and is that vomit on your pants?
by HenryTheRanger August 8, 2012
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Alien Brained

To take one of your testicles out and scare your friends with it by calling it an alien brain. The veins and shape represent that of an alien brain.
I was so drunk last night I must have alien brained at least 10 people!
by PinkyntheBrain October 25, 2011
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Blaine

A particularily horny boy. Who always manages to make anything sound dirty.
Must have his twice daily wank otherwise gets ridiculously horny and cranky.
Beware of shouts of suprise sex.... means he is going to rape you.
most often heard phrase is "i want hugs!"
"That is such a blaine thing to say"
by nellynips October 19, 2008
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 13, 2006
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boil brained

So dumb of a person you deserve to eat pigs ass
Exzaiver failed the test so bad it seemed like he was boil brained
by Sir knight October 25, 2018
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Blaine and Lydia

A group of traveling independent youngsters who are often put in awkward situations at times due to sexual tension in their group, but, they overcome it and live life as a new day everyday.
Lydia: "Hand me that remote?"
Blaine: "Reach for it?" *winks*
Lydia: "uhm..."
Blaine: "yeah...sorry.."

Typical day for Blaine and Lydia
by matterhornmaster June 21, 2011
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