baff

v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.

She enjoys a good baffing.

by spaggler April 30, 2004

Blarfin'

REAL HARD.

I was on the bus and this guy started BLARFIN', REALLL HARD.

by NotDylan:3 March 29, 2009

baff

shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.

jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book

dan- walks into door
jake- baff!

by smeggybaff August 15, 2012

blafrica

A derrogatory term used to refer to Africa.

"Look, I'm just trying to get the job like you."
"You're trying to steal my job? Why don't you go back to Blafrica?"

by qan August 24, 2004

baff

Murdoc's favorite thing and a meme

Murdoc:THE BAFF!!

by Stuart / 2D June 22, 2018

BAFF

BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.

Last night when we had our huge party, Timmer passed out early, so I gave him a BAFF.

by Herf69 May 28, 2008

blarf

1. to blog angrily; 2. to regurgitate (via the internet) whatever facile jargon and stock phrases, bereft of serious analysis, facts, or nourishing content of any kind, one has been force fed by the asinine and inane

"Ew, gross! I just stumbled over a huge pile of feminist blarf!"

Tumblr is full of blarf.

by Fleetlord_Atvar April 2, 2013