claire in a beige cage

A person of color who enjoys being topped by a white person.

oh yeah, she mostly dates white girls. she likes claire in a beige cage.

by SorryWatermelon July 8, 2021

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that give off the illusion of being beige. A product of neglecting ejaculation via intercourse. Most commonly experienced by patients who go by the name “Dave.”

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “Yeah I know, nigga got beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that gives off the illusion of beige coloring. A product of negligence of ejaculation via intercourse, most common with patients who go by the name “Dave”.

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “yea brother got some beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

Millennial beige

Referring to the obsession a certain age group has with the color beige, be it interior or fashion. Everything must be beige. Often confused with “minimalism”.

All of my millennial friends are obsessed with millennial beige! They all have beige baby rooms! That baby will grow up with an understimulated brain.

by ItsRebekkaT January 18, 2024

Kisky is the new Beige

when someone/or something is getting really boring and you just have to say it.

Guy Uno: Look at her
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine, Kisky is the new Beige

by Oslemen April 27, 2023

beige on beige

when a really ugly color combines with something equally as ugly to create something fucking beautiful in the worst sense

" That beige on beige carpet may be one of the most beautiful thing i've ever seen while still being a piece of shit i would never buy."

by beigemans August 6, 2017

beige

A person that is irrelevant.

“Is that Jon?”
“Yeah, but he’s so boring and a pain in the ass.”
“Oh you mean beige!”
“Yes indeed.”

by WendyFox January 4, 2019