Bechs

A guitar prodigy who sleeps with as many girls as possible because girls can't resist his charm.

"That guy seems to score with every girl in our high school, he must be a Bechs!"

by Dale Hummel March 10, 2007

Becks

Best beer ever
German Beer

Williams "what do u want to funnel?"
ryan "Becks of course"

by MacLean and Stiff December 28, 2005

how to become a liberal

I figured out how to be a liberal by reading this stuff. Here’s the trick.

1. Make outrageous claims.

2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.

3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).

4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.

5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.

I wrote the page on how to become a liberal

by Fuck michael moore July 9, 2006

Behos

'Behos' means Goodbye. Me and my friend were texting one time after class, and when she tried to enter 'Byeee!' in her phone, the quicktxt wrote 'Behos!' and it just stuck.

Person 1: "Thank god class is over!"
Person 2: "I know.. So I guess I'll see you tomorrow?"
Person 1: "Yeah.. Behos!"
Person 2: "Behos!"

by psychoturtle December 22, 2007

Jeff Bezos

A name to call people if they are bald

Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!

by Ezok3412 May 9, 2022

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable

- Sun Tzu

Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021