woman beater

If your name is chris you might be a woman beater.

Hey chris can i have an autograph.
Boom drives women in the face.


by mitch morrisseau February 12, 2009
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hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."
by staciekins86 May 01, 2011
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Wife Beater

T-shirt without sleaves. In the movies you see men that hit their women. Usually they are drunk and wearing these t-shirts.
by lilvoyce May 23, 2006
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Bass Beater

Came from the first Ethanotopian word, "Ass Eater" which means; someone who eats ass. "Bass Beater" means; someone who beats there meat with an actual bass.

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In the 1980's when the first Ethanotopians' started to beat their meat with basses. No research has been given on who they did so...
Have you ever tried beating your meat with a bass? It's official I am a bass beater...
by Bass Eater Ass Eater March 15, 2018
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beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring
dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce
by the big banana March 01, 2011
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muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
by BeeTerrr April 07, 2011
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homie beater

When a homie beats his friends unconditionally.
Do you know Drek? He took my lunch and then slapped me in the face, thinking we were still going to remain friends, that fool is a homie beater.
by Joshua_drek August 03, 2017
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