Beanomonster

a person who consumes all of the alchohol or drugs at a party or gathering and promptly leaves or goes to bed early.
this does not involve passing out as that would be a "barry" or a "whitey".

gurnsey is such a beanomonster, he came round last nite and drank all the cidre and buggered off.

by The fonz appreciation society January 1, 2008

Beanpolaphobia

Very skinny people who do not suffer from eating disorders. From the origin "beanpole."

"Dude, is that girl anorexic?"
"No, I've seen her eat. She has beanpolaphobia."

by WhyNot007 January 12, 2009

Beanbox

A person with confusing mannerisms and nonsensical behaviours that incite you to perform frequent facepalms due to their stupidity

That drunk guy just spilled beer on his pants and is trying to dry it off with his shirt; what a beanbox

by cmdrpwg June 1, 2011

beancountery

Penny-pinching; close-fistedness

Running a local newscast via remote control is the depth of beancountery.

by orangefoxca July 6, 2011

Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014

Benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.

Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone

by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 15, 2016

Beantooth

(V) When you're at dinner and your significant other tells you "I love you" for the first time, and you respond by showing them the bean that is stuck to your tooth.
(N) The bean that is stuck to your tooth.

Person #1: "I know we've been dating for a while, and I want you to know that I love you."
Person #2: *Awkwardly smiles, revealing the bean skin stuck to their tooth (beantooth)*
Person #1: *facepalm*
(optional) Person #2: "I've bean loving you for a while"

by YouOnlyLiefOnce May 10, 2017