Bagel And A Fuck

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".

by DeliaDL April 17, 2017

bagel-kind-of-day

A word to describe how good your day is, equivalent to eating a bagel.

OMG I bought a new bag!! Today is a bagel-kind-of-day!! woohoo

by SJEOJATA October 1, 2018

Baeley

A female who is ALWAYS going to be there for you. Who is really HOT. Usually plays sports such as softball. Usually brave but can get scared and REALLY strong . Who loves animals to DEATH. Any guy would be SUPER lucky to date a Baeley!!

Guy: Hey aren’t you friends with Baeley?

Baeley’s friend: yeah why?

Guy: I have a massive crush on her?

Baeley’s friend: yeah she is Gorgeous!

by Ur gay 101 October 15, 2019

sand bagel

Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.

person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."

by mmmmmm. yes. January 6, 2014

Mr.Bagel

A middle-aged homosexual communist, speaks multiple languages and is considered a God in many religons.

Mr.Bagel is a God

by Daking01 October 2, 2017

stank bagel

A butthole.

Man I was pounding this bitch yesterday and got all up in her stank bagel!

by lawlwa February 5, 2018

The Dusty Bagel

A sexual act in which a freshly baked bagel is first sprinkled with brown sugar then placed around the penis before copulation.

Last night Jessica surprised me and asked for The Dusty Bagel.

by GeoffItIs September 4, 2011