Bastidicy

A bastard who's stupidity is prone to life threatening idiocy

Tyler suffers from an incurable disease known as bastidicy.

The dog was being bastistic trying to get the ball which was actually a picture.

Bastidicy by Cupcake and Peaches August 22, 2010

Based Retard Gang

Based Retard Gang, also known as BRG (stylized as 𝔅ℜ𝔊) is an internet sensation popularized by a certain style of video and audio clips on social medias such as TikTok and Instagram. Many members of this group have claimed that “BRG saved my life.” Based Retard Gang believes that they have a higher understanding of life and the world around them. BRG promotes self love and love for everyone around them. Many musical artist have realesed music made to fit the BRG feel such as BRG LuvBug, Lil Clearpill, BLUEBUNNY, and twinflamegirl. BRG is confirmed to be allied with Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

“Based Retard Gang is my life”
“BRG saved me”

Based Retard Gang by mjag August 5, 2023

busted daisy 

an attempted fart that results in either a liquid or solid emission

Man, I lifted a cheek to let one slide and wound up with a busted daisy in my shorts.

busted daisy by Doug Mesner May 5, 2004

Busted Tees 

An advertiser on urbandictionary.com. Has ads with attractive women, but stupid novelty t-shirts.

I was on urban dictionary yesterday and saw an ad for the dumbest t-shirt ever from busted tees.

Busted Tees by Kipp Buckingham November 22, 2005

John Basedow 

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.

Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."

John Basedow by tito puente August 30, 2006

Bisted 

The effect of consuming alcohol until one becomes "buzzed;" which is then combined with marijuana or tobacco.

This acts as a lighter but smoother layer of twisted, often for those who perfer to relax, adventure, and walk around neighborhoods all night long.

Make love.

Mike: Yo, we got pretty damn bisted last night.
Anthony: Hell yeah we did, but the walk was amazing, relaxing, stupendous, fantastic, and all that goodd.
Mike: Word.

Bisted by Jeffery Hawkings July 19, 2009

Barted Lag 

A stupid, skanky, and/or ugly chick

Look at those two fat ass barted lags over by the big three

Barted Lag by Calzatran Cozotten September 26, 2003