The Bateman

"The Bateman" is a cocktail made up on the spot at parties.

Made by getting the biggest container available (usually a vase or jug) and you pour in any alcoholic beverages you have at your disposal.

The end result can be either really nice, or really nasty - it just depends what you poured in.

"Hey, Doug, what is that you're drinking out of that vase?"

"This? Oh, it's The Bateman!"

"Is it good?"

"Hell yeah!"

by GBateman October 15, 2008

risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

by nicenate August 20, 2011

Bateman'd

to have your debate partner ditch you at the last minute for someone else

Mike was Bateman'd at Haverford

by Joe October 18, 2004

Batemans Bay

A town on the South Coast of Australia, popular with tourists over the warmer months. It doesn't have much going for it except for the Bay Soldiers Club and the Bayview - which sees local bogans mix with fully sik hectic bros from Canberra for a few wild hours until lockout at 12am. The oval opposite the country club is a known hot spot for parties, and interstate private school lowies can be found wandering no where in particular at all hours on the main arterial roads - especially Beach Rd. Better than Ulladulla and Moruya.

Let's go to Batemans Bay for the weekend. Bayview and Soldiers, bro! It will be sik.

by wogbox November 23, 2009

Kristine Bateman

noun.

A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day, and connect with you really well. They're generally pretty good looking, and have a really good personality and are just fun to be around. They can sometimes make you stressed out and make a big deal over little things, but in the end it makes you more attracted to them.

I thought I saw an angel walking down the street, but then I realized it was a Kristine Bateman.

by wannnacruise June 4, 2009

Bartendress

A female version of a bartender with diva like tendencies or donning a skank-a-luscious outfit. Her motives are to increase drink sales from the male patrons.

That hottie with the body behind the bar is a bartendress.

by Bodaman November 28, 2013

bartman

the hero of all white sox fans

"I'm so glad that bartman took the ball so that the cubbies lost the NLCS!"

by Brian Elmore July 19, 2004