barn king

A showoff with absolutely no talent whatsoever.

"Yo you dudes see that sick wave I got"?

"Whatever, you don't even know how to surf barn king".

by Barn dog May 18, 2006

ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Jirosaga: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

Barn Job

When a guy covers his erect penis in apple sauce and feeds it to a horse with no teeth.

Despite the efforts of his friends trying to make him stay, Steven went off the get another barn job.

by skine November 15, 2004

barnes sandwich

To hit someone, typically female, around the head with a Vietnamese dictionary in each hand. In the UK generally with En->Vi in one hand and Vi->En in the other.

"The barmaid at the pub was slow with my pint...so I gave her a barnes sandwich!"

by E Dickinson July 26, 2006

ben barnes

the very SEXY British (NOT SPANISH) actor who plays Prince Caspian in "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"! HE has GORGEOUS brown eyes, and really nice brown hair!

"Hey, do you know Ben Barnes?"

"WHO?"

"Prince Caspain, idiot!"

"Oh yeah, hes soooo FINE! I love Latino men!"

"HE's BRITISH, you dumbass!"

by doodlebug4 May 24, 2008

troy barnes

the BEST character on community played by the incredibly talented Donald glover a.k.a childish gambino

you: omg jeff winger is my fave character off community
me, an intellectual: uh no troy barnes is HE'S SO CUTE AND SO NICE TO HIS FRIENDS AND SO LOYAL AND CARING I LOVE THIS BBY SO MUCH so your opinion is wrong

by gayanticapitalist November 14, 2017