bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

Bart

A very often smart boy. Not really the ladies man all the time but definitely could be if he tried.Often likes to play a lot of video games and can occasionally make friends laugh.

Bart is an smart guy

by JennyHwnny January 14, 2018

jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

by frenchy555 March 2, 2014

Ike Bart

The hero of the Absolute TRL forums.He is 21 years old,lives in Akron, Ohio, lives with his parents, has a bad brother named Aaron who beats him up, Doesn't have a job, and can't drive. He makes songs as well which include such classics like 'Limp Bizkit's Da Biscuit' and 'Linkin Bizkit'.His musicial idols include Lillix, Lindsay Lohan, and VNV Nation.He is quite possibly the future ruler of the world.

Ike Bart Is House

HONKKKK

by Benny G February 9, 2005

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

Mr. Bart

A bald prick that has sex with hairy tan gay guys named Fernadez Hein.

Mr. Bart: That was a lot of fun in the teachers lounge Hein.
Mr. Hein: *rubs ass*

by soapntoast January 17, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church

A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.

The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?

Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.

People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!

Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!

People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!

by Bree the Bisexual :) February 23, 2011