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banging a clown

the act of doing little to nothing other than relaxing. originated as a spoof of the Counting Crows song, "Hangingaround".
Paul: What are you up to?
Jason: Not much too fucking much, just banging a clown.
by Dr. P.J. Conlike January 11, 2009
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bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.
Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.
by YINever July 26, 2005
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Banging a play

(V) The action of selling drugs to somebody
Jon:Yo did you just see jose banging a play in his boxers?
Ryan:Yea dude that shit was crazy!
by Jmezz March 7, 2010
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Banging up

Injecting yourself with illegal drugs.
bob-alright mate,what you up to?
jesus-hey dude,just banging up a couple of 10bags of gear
by laharl420 April 29, 2010
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Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).
I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.
by chuckerman May 2, 2005
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Woddy-baiting

n. Free for all persecution of a friend for drunken entertainment and humour.
Pete: That was some Woddy-baiting last night!
Chris: Yep, but in my opinion the twat deserved it!
by Lardytugboat September 17, 2008
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Cunt Bunting

first considered the female equivalent of "tea bagging", cunt bunting has now expanded into a popular sport. The sport is done by females with actions to the cunt similar to a nut check. The attacker slaps the defender's cunt. The defender can to choose to block, but only by physically diverting the attack. There are also rules that involve illegal plays, such as the "shocker."
Today, our cunt bunting was disqualified for trying to use the shocker.

Luckily, I saw her coming in time to block her cunt bunt.
by captainofthecunterbunts July 3, 2009
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