baiting

To lure someone with what you know they will like.

Jack: "hay Tom, Jon was wearing a gold Rolex in Wal-Mart last night."

Tom: "Oh… you mean he was baiting for chicks in Wal-Mart last night."

by team baiting ftw May 16, 2010

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Google Baiting

To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.

Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?

Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.

Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?

by noah91 November 16, 2009

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Blue balling

A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.

Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.

We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.

I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.

by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013

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