auchinairn

The Mecca of NED's.
Where the local NED's chase about the other local teams.
Gringo to name.

Auchinairn Young Buckfast Drinkers Numba Wan.
Ehrs that ginger cunt bagga lets set aboot him again troops!

by Kevin Gallacher May 10, 2008

Auce

Created by craig and jeffrey the most idiotic people ever create by god, it simply means the short version of awesome but uses the "sauce" with out the s therefore making the sauce sound without the S so thus leading to auce the most maddest thing in the world??? or not u stupid idiots why would u look up words anyway this is the stupidest site i have ever seen

"man that car is so auce???"

by craig April 11, 2005

auce

Krish agree's with this definition as stupidity is the most common form of patheticness in todays society...as seen in the above statement provided by craig and jeff...my beloved proboscis monkee's...

'heh heh auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce! ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!'...fuck you?

by KRiSHY April 12, 2005

Aucturus

See Gordo

Man Aucturus and HaZe are Trickstors

by HaZe December 4, 2003

Dutch auction

A reverse auction in which goods begins at a high asking price but are then offered at progressively lower prices until a bidder is found. A practice used on eBay.

The Dutch auction is how Dutch tulips are bidded on.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Chinese Auction

When a group of guys tape a girl's eyes shut and blow their loads on her chest in unison. The one who blows the largest load then has sex with the girl.

Dude, let's invite Tara over and put her up for a Chinese Auction!

by Uncle Barnwell April 28, 2013

aucker

Such a sucker that you don't deserve the correct spelling of sucker

You are a total aucker.

by 42and420 July 7, 2017