A person who has given up faith in religions or any high science, and relys on their 5 senses, basic instincts and material science to determine what they believe.
Side affects: -may not see a difference between humans and animals.
-May believe in survival of the fittest or other rules of nature.
-may not find a purpose in life, or believe in an afterlife.
Side affects: -may not see a difference between humans and animals.
-May believe in survival of the fittest or other rules of nature.
-may not find a purpose in life, or believe in an afterlife.
Atheist: "Wait a second, its scientificly impossible to have a man in the clouds, therefore, God doesn't exist at all."
by Jerry J. October 10, 2005
Something that a lot of people claim to be. However they don't seem to exist on a battlefield or in a hospital emergency room.
Dave was always claimed to be an atheist and how he did not believe in God until he nearly died in a violent mugging. When he was praying to God to spare his life.
by ericlebo April 18, 2011
Someone who does not believe in a god, and always mentioning how Christians and other religious people have murdered many people throughout history (even though atheists have killed millions upon millions of more humans in just the 20th Century alone).
Sarah: Hey Greg, I'm an atheist; do you know how many people were killed in the name of God?
Greg: Well, those people weren't really Christians, because real Christians don't murder. However, do you know how many more millions of people were killed under atheistic rule?
Sarah: Errrrrrrr, um, dunno.
Greg: Interesting...
Greg: Well, those people weren't really Christians, because real Christians don't murder. However, do you know how many more millions of people were killed under atheistic rule?
Sarah: Errrrrrrr, um, dunno.
Greg: Interesting...
by ChaddyMan March 25, 2011
Atheists are moral cowards who has decided to reject God in order to live a materialistic, corrupt lifestyle, while claiming to be superior to those who do not follow on their path of ignorance. Usually reject any sort of afterlife as well. Often emo teenagers who have had a poor relationship with their parents and feel the need to resist any sort of authority. Some grow up at some point and accept God, but others just turn into shallow husks of men who can be found trolling internet forums, or creating sad internet communities where they just pat each other on the back all day. Occasionally a moronic atheist will attempt to sue the government or complain about "In God we Trust, God Bless the USA, One Nation, Under God" or other statements.
Atheists are hypocritical in their criticism of organized religion as seen from their behavior and atheists will often try to convert you, despite their complaints when Christians or anybody says something they don't agree with. Most atheists are often leftists and would implement idiotic liberal social and government policies if given the chance. Thankfully nobody would elect an atheist.
Atheists are hypocritical in their criticism of organized religion as seen from their behavior and atheists will often try to convert you, despite their complaints when Christians or anybody says something they don't agree with. Most atheists are often leftists and would implement idiotic liberal social and government policies if given the chance. Thankfully nobody would elect an atheist.
So some atheist moron tried to turn me away from my faith yesterday, what an idiot, I would never listen to those emo losers.
by KingLampshade May 21, 2009
by WuiDd77 April 20, 2008
hmmm God or budda I DON'T KNO the only way to get by is to become an hmmm atheist
ice cream or pizza damn hard choice i'll be an atheist for now.
ice cream or pizza damn hard choice i'll be an atheist for now.
by Tara T November 09, 2005
A term which in itself is a paradox, because no such thing as an atheist. (To say there is no God you are claiming to know every little thing about the universe, so that you are claiming to be God) It is though, the name given to a group of self-righteous, haughty, science-destroying, liberal, monkey-worshiping jackasses who claim there is no God. They are religious nuts bent on forcing their RELIGION down everyone else's throats. (Don't tell me Atheism isn't a religion. You are putting your faith in a magical explosion which defies about every law of physics there is to occur. Also, a=no the=God ism=belief. The BELIEF or RELIGION that there is no God.) They typically like to think that their "science" makes them smarter than everyone else, when in actuality all of the "science" they have to offer is complete horse shit. They are trying to overtake the world, making them no better than the Communists or the Nazis. They are also known as "liberals", "free-thinkers", "non-theists", and "flat-earthers". (The last name was coined to them because their set of beliefs is against science). I'm not trying to prove my religion, which I am not sharing. I am trying to show the general public the light on these monsters. I know there are some that don't nark on religion all the time, I have friends like that and they are awesome, but it takes one drop of kerosene to ruin a whole bowl of cereal.
Flat-Earther: Because I am an Atheist, I am far more intellectually developed than you. I will deny the laws of thermodynamics to the end, but I am still more scientific than you. Now bow to my religion or else you will be charged for a hate crime.
by sushi65GINGER June 04, 2009