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masterbation

its been quite a while since you got some
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself

until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
Do you do masterbation?
No.
(thinks) of course you do
by Krkič July 2, 2019
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masterbationally

Something is so wonderful you would consider, "firing one off" right at that moment.

Can be an object, a person, any "thing"
A. Step Brothers is such a good film!

How good?

Masterbationally Good!

B. Have you seen that new girl?

Is she fit?

Masterbationally!
by OxygenFactory October 17, 2009
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Wasterbation

When girls/females stimulate their body and/or genitals to achieve pleasure and an orgasm. Girls won't admit that they do, but truth is they're just as horny as guys.
I f***ing hate that b*tch!

I know.she acts all high and mighty, but I heard she wasterbates in the bathroom.

That's so f***ing desperate! Who'd have thought she was into wasterbation.She's such a whore.
by take.u.down.and.clean.you.up January 10, 2012
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Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.
Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.
by HOJIT November 7, 2003
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Alterations

A low-class nerd that stays on the internet 24/7 that plays mainly Minecraft. If you're an Alterations, you seriously need help.
"Hey Alterations?"
"Yea?"
"You play Minecraft!"
"I know, I play it 24/7..."
by AlterationsG August 21, 2018
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asterbating

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day
Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating
by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016
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afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.
Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing
by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014
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