Asswipe

Toilet paper hoarder during onset of coronavirus.

Did you see that asswipe take the last 200 packages of toilet paper?

by Anita Mahn November 11, 2021

Asswipe

Someone who thinks they're gods gift to women just because they paid for expensive lap dances. Literally means they're just some strippers toilet paper, but they think they're hot shit.

"John just got back from the stripclub, he's such an asswipe."

by shamanicPryde August 19, 2025

Wyoming asswipe

A very technical sexual act where you bust a huge load on your partner's anal airway and then proceed to wipe it with your cock

I gave my best friend Jesse a Wyoming asswipe, he said he loved it and that we should do it more often

by killerCERV33 December 15, 2025

Asswipe

A term of endearment to show your affection to someone

Coles such an asswipe

by Shirttucked April 24, 2025