A way to describe a theatrical event that is so boring or intolerable, you wish that feet would grow spontaneously from your ass and involuntarily carry you out of the theater, sparing you from having to make the decision yourself.
My boyfriend dragged me to his favorite Broadway show. Let me tell you, it was total assfeet. If I'd had the guts to just stand up and leave, I would have.
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