arson

a daily pastime of mine :)

Her boyfriend cheated on her, so she committed arson on his house and got arrested.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Arson

Last resort to your problems.

Everything has gone down hill, looks like arson is my only option now.

by Ashnotashely April 9, 2024

Arson

1: a crime that involves burning

2: what morons call themselves

1: dude I just set my friends house on fire again I may be a pyromaniac or an arsonist

2: h1! 1m 4r50n(arson but set as those cringe fucking annoying horrible terrible for people with dyslexia typing quirks)

by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024

Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson.

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house was burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

Lemonade Arson

Lemonade based Arson. Not legal.

I shall commit Lemonade Arson if I do not get said item.

by The Implex July 22, 2022

Arson

It's a crime. Just a crime.
Not a joke (if you make arson jokes you're the most insufferable annoying dipshit to roam earth)
And it's not a name (you aren't cool for naming yourself after a crime)

"Haha let's go commit arson together uwu"
"Shut the fuck up no one likes you emily"

by Aboxofsoap July 23, 2022