assholeism

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

Asshole Assassin

This is someone who sneaks up from behind and takes you.

Guy 1:Jeez i got done by an asshole assassin last night
Guy 2:Yeah i know whats that callum like

by Flirty qwerty April 4, 2007

'the' asshole

1. Person who will always be seen in a negative light,whether or not they are responsible for something that has gone wrong

She is 'the' asshole of her family,but she is really nice girl.I don't know why they dislike her so much

by refriedbiff August 17, 2009

asshole boyfriend

A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.

Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)

by 1977misfits May 23, 2009

Holy Snapping Assholes

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.

Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

by Hiccup August 2, 2006

Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.

Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

asshole reflux

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

by TooSick4U August 15, 2008