Amarillo Dirt Devil

The act of swirling a womans hair inside a toilet bowl full of recently excreted diarrhea, while penetrating her from behind.

Hey, did I tell you about how I gave Natasha an "Amarillo Dirt Devil" the other night?

She'll be walking funny, and washing corn out of her hair for the next two days.

by JRyan October 4, 2007

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Armadildoing

The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed

Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike

by Aganimrod March 7, 2021

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armadillon

A female who:
1) Is awesome
2) has a cruty outer covering, and
3) carries leprosy, although immune to the disease herself, much like an armadillo

Whoa, Amanda, you are awesome, have crusty skin, and gave me leprosy (much like an armadillo); from this day on, you are dubbed: ARMADILLON.

by branch lugrand October 3, 2006

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armadillio

Armadillo= one armadillo
Armadillio= many armadillos

Look there's an armadillo! Ah there are actually two armadillio! armadillio

by I'm a giraffe October 18, 2014

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armadillet club

a club where dumb asses join together and make up stupid theories that obviously aren't bloody true... for example saying 'Piglet' from 'whinnie the pooh' is an armadillo when it's clearly called 'PIGlet' for a gosh darn reason. these people should be banned from the world, thank you.

Carlos thought Piglet was an armadillo, he must be part of the armadillet club, what a dumb ass.

by oh puh-leeze July 7, 2018

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